Have Pizza, Will Travel

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

tactics ogre villain writing: every named boss you encounter is as much a person as yourself, no matter how despicable. they will be mourned when they die; perhaps more than you. never forget that you pave the road to your dream with the bones and broken hopes of others. final fantasy tactics villain writing: you stand before the monstrous, twisted ruin of a good man who dreamed of a better world, who longed only for the strength to bring it about. also, argath is back again. he hates poor people even more now. fire emblem: awakening villain writing: this is Villageburner the Bandit and in exactly three turns frederick will insert his entire foot into his ass

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

‎

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

‎

‎

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

Despite Tumblr being the land of Age Gap Discourse when it's about relationships because, even in the absence of one party being in a position of power over the other, there is an insurmountable developmental divide between a 24-year-old and a 30-year-old, it is also the place which believes that there is no reason other than ageism for adults to want to watch different TV programmes to children most of the time.

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs