CYRUS BARKS!!!

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Showering sucks for numbers of reasons for me but one of the most odd ones I suppose is the fact it gets rid of my smell...

Let me explain, so as an animal my scent is important to me. It helps me claim areas and mark where ive been, it helps others know where I am and its oddly comforting.

But nope! Humans decided that its gross and we need to shower daily and use things that smell like chemical flowers

Let me be stinky guys please 🙏

(if you want specific posts to be shared then please let me know cause there are so many on here it would be hard to choose </3)

edit thing: for volunteers, I'll reblog any posts that I find cool to include on my hearts-and-hisses side-blog! with the "gathering evidence" tag, which is uhh, perhaps a bit ominous for this, but its just the tag I use for gathering posts that aren't mine sooo

and without thinking i blurted out