what if he slipped
This possibility has been living in my head like an intrusive thought
guys hes fine
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Misplaced Lens Cap
Peter Solarz
d e v o n
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

shark vs the universe
trying on a metaphor
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Jules of Nature

Kaledo Art

noise dept.
Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
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@feathercloud-thecrow
what if he slipped
This possibility has been living in my head like an intrusive thought
guys hes fine

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(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
"jason beat up a child" im gonna be honest here, aside from the fact that they were like 15 and 17 at the time, the child in question was also a superhero that gets beat up like every day but for some reason its only bad when the other child does it. child on child crime or wtva. see when two-face beats up this guy, its fair play, but when the teenager red hood beats up this kid, now its war. boo hoo tim get your ass up you have work to do
Just let out a really loud sigh...
Mind you this is from a comic that celebrates the Asian heritage of superheroes.
reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all
reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all
Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

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the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
Dynamic Duo presenting Dick as the 'good poor' to Jason 'bad poor' is so vile it makes me sick
“i asked chatgpt” well i asked the eldritch voice in my head and he said ORTHUR THERES A FUCKING CREATURE. OAURTHUR RUN
Now consider, if you will, John being randomly so proud of his name that he insists on making puns with it.
He and Arthur have an unidentified body? "Orthur. It's a John Doe. Like me."
He and Arthur bake cookies? "Orthur. Orthur these came from cookie DOE"
They see a deer IT'S OVER. ORTHUR. ORTHUR IT'S MY FAMILY.
i think we should stop making fun of weird people because that's bad
but also because I used to do quadratic when I was a weird little kid and I miss being in such good shape maaan

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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
ive never hit reblog so fast
Thats 1,595,968 URLs
Fuck you mom and dad
1242629 URLs, we can do better
Do ya’ll like moths
Moths are pretty cool
I’ve seen an orange moth. It was beautiful
Rebloging like my life depends on it!
GO FOR THE GAE!!
DO
IT!!!!
FOR THE VINE!!!
moth
😤
I’m homophibic-phobic (scared of homophobes)
if you have no other reason to do good, do it put of spite just to prove you can
i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”
Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”
@sineala
#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan
“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”
*prolonged silence* “oh my…”
“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”
*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”
Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”
The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.
Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:
I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.
actual footage of first contact makeouts
The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.
That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.
I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.
No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”
And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.
Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.
#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)
Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture
Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: don’t tell me how to do my job
This is my favourite Star Trek post, complete with headcanons, corrections, the truth coming out of her well to shame Spock even. Seriously perfect fandom work.
They could have explained none of it and responded to the offered hand with a polite bow. First contact was gonna be with the guy who proved they were technologically ready for it but any human aware of Japan and China would recognise that
You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber
Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO
pomni cures her girlfriends baldness thank fuckingGod

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pomni cures her girlfriends baldness thank fuckingGod
I may be a trans guy but that doesn't mean I want a Penis. I don't think anyone should have a Penis. Penises are ugly.