crow

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

"jason beat up a child" im gonna be honest here, aside from the fact that they were like 15 and 17 at the time, the child in question was also a superhero that gets beat up like every day but for some reason its only bad when the other child does it. child on child crime or wtva. see when two-face beats up this guy, its fair play, but when the teenager red hood beats up this kid, now its war. boo hoo tim get your ass up you have work to do

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

Dynamic Duo presenting Dick as the 'good poor' to Jason 'bad poor' is so vile it makes me sick

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked the eldritch voice in my head and he said ORTHUR THERES A FUCKING CREATURE. OAURTHUR RUN

ive never hit reblog so fast

Thats 1,595,968 URLs

Fuck you mom and dad

1242629 URLs, we can do better

MOAR

Do ya’ll like moths

Moths are pretty cool

I’ve seen an orange moth. It was beautiful

GO FOR THE GAE!!

FOR THE VINE!!!

moth

if you have no other reason to do good, do it put of spite just to prove you can

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

@sineala

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

actual footage of first contact makeouts

And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.

Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.

#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)

This is my favourite Star Trek post, complete with headcanons, corrections, the truth coming out of her well to shame Spock even. Seriously perfect fandom work.

They could have explained none of it and responded to the offered hand with a polite bow. First contact was gonna be with the guy who proved they were technologically ready for it but any human aware of Japan and China would recognise that