𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜

AND VOTE FOR JON WHAT ARE WE DOING Y'ALL VOTEEEE

VOTE FOR MICHAEL MY GOAT???

Orthur you're winning!! Orthur we're goated!!

Oh happy birthday John Doe. My beautiful beautiful angel silly

Im never going to be able to take anyone in Threshold seriously and by the looks of it Arthur doesn't either because. Dude I don't think they can one up what already happened to this guy. Every time someone says anything in threat of Arthur its just way too funny to me. Yes I'm aware that they can absolutely kill him but be SO fr right now. He had a weird gory homoerotic situationship with God's son. He outsmarted The Butcher, one of the most well known hitmen in the country it seems twice and called him a friend by the end of it. He went to the 13th century?? He got the PLAGUE????? dude you can't one up the PLAGUE. He died 8 TIMES. he came back for EACH ONE. And by the end of that he was chill just killing himself to get to the Waylay. He is sustaining a fragment of an eldritch god in his head who is cosmically entertained with his being at this point. No shit he doesn't care about your mob he literally walked under a sky made of viscera and stood in front of an incomprehensible holy obelisk that probably would've made him explode if he could actually SEE it

No literally arthur take a hint

And this IS gonna be my new favorite creature and I'm NOT gonna be normal about it. That's my spouse. We're in love. Thank you.