CEO of Nemu Kurotsuchi and Shunsui Kyoraku

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

i miss the old tumblr days when you annoyed someone even slightly and they went on a multi paragraph rant. one that started with "you know what? no. fuck this. fuck you." and contained insults like "moldy sock" and threats like "i'll steal your kneecaps". all while maintaining the attitude of a YA novel protagonist facing capital punishment rallying troops against a dictatorship.

i say “i know you” as a synonym for love & hope you understand.

i forgot there are people on this planet that like cave diving and i think i just found the most fear inducing youtube channel ever

Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me