tumblr users will be like “i’ll be the first to admit i didn’t read anything you said, but here’s my take on it:”

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

i open a comic. i go “she wouldn’t do that.” i close that comic. i open a comic. i go “get this writer off of this solo run immediately.” i close that comic. i open a comic. i go “is it that hard to see women as people.” i close that comic. i open a comic. i go “this issue is beautifully written and illustrated, i’m so glad this is one of my hobbies!” i close that comic. i open a comic

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

eat something proper today. not as a reward or a punishment, just because your body is doing a lot of work and it runs on actual fuel

It is an hundred years hence now. Go open your doors.

Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture