Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn't adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy......has had sex.
Goofy.....has known a woman biblically....
Imagine what it must've looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

















