Soup Time

dont cry becasue its over, kiss. Kiss your nearest teammate and make out sloppy style. have nasty romantic sex and get knocked up

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

it really sucks when a hot woman instrumentalizes you as a weapon for her own personal gain. i really hate being used as a tool like that. i hope one day she looks past my wicked and awesome power that can be used to accomplish anything she desires and appreciates me for the kind and loving soul i am underneath. and also maybe lets me hit normally, without this embarrassing uniform on.

id even be willing to keep the uniform on if she just called me by my name