Soup Time

don't ever go listen to your old favourite songs- there's bits of people and places there

gender affirming suit of armor

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

wanted it too badly award

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress