Soup Time

feeling gross is like feeling embarrassed which is basically like feeling aroused

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

i just unzip my cloaca and let the posts gush out of me

i love sports it's trashy reality tv it's a romcom it's a political drama it's a youtube epic fail compilation it's an exercise in manipulating statistics but most importantly: it is an easy way to acquire a collection of guys who are so shaped