Soup Time

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

face down on the ground. it’s fine if I disappoint my parents. it’s fine and I’m not gonna die if they think I’m a failure and a waste of potential and of their own hard work. I cannot change that and I cannot live my life trying to fix it and it is what it is! it’s FINE!!!!!

btw this is what I get for being the only kid who went into the life sciences. never have the same professional passion as your dad the bonding time is NOT WORTH IT kids!

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

learning about soccer has made me realize how much of a blood sport hockey is. watching a match like "when do they start punching and then get benched for two minutes before they get out there and do the exact same thing again"