Soup Time

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing

Don't jerk off in anger

there's always a bit in nature documentaries where they start talking about reproduction and the voiceover suddenly becomes absurdly misogynistic as you suddenly understand just how attached every human involved with this project is to the word "female" and all of its implications

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

many sports are currently being rewired to be for lesbian perverts

you should be fucking the most thematically significant person in your life

that’s my emotional support hostage

the phrase "but i didn't mean to!" in the context of causing harm is kind of redundant to me, because almost nobody means to cause harm. most of us just want to do the right thing. and i don't mean that in a wishy-washy "oh, we're all good deep down" way, i mean that even people who regularly do the most heinous shit imaginable will have a way of justifying it to themselves. the world is not populated by hollywood sadists and psychopaths.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

do not ever speak to me about "unethical" ships if you've never heard of my good personal friend jack harkness and his incredibly clever tests