Soup Time

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life

i like the part of a hyperfixation where you briefly forget that you're a bad person

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

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just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

face down on the ground. it’s fine if I disappoint my parents. it’s fine and I’m not gonna die if they think I’m a failure and a waste of potential and of their own hard work. I cannot change that and I cannot live my life trying to fix it and it is what it is! it’s FINE!!!!!

btw this is what I get for being the only kid who went into the life sciences. never have the same professional passion as your dad the bonding time is NOT WORTH IT kids!