brain rotting at 300km/hr

marc after one sip of prosecco: watch this white boy suck off a motorcycle

grid spacing increased by three metres between each row starting sachsenring. this change will be tested in brno (x)

ride-height devices banned starting silverstone (ibid)

starting 2027 only one bike will be available during practice sessions instead of two, to reduce costs (x)

plans to reduce practice session duration (ibid)

plans to restrict working hours for team personnel like the curfew system in f1 (ibid)

"discussions are ongoing regarding the introduction of a system that would allow only specifically designated technicians and mechanics to work on the motorcycles." (ibid)

mseg and the teams finally reach a concorde agreement (x)

4 year deal from 2027 to 2031 with option to extend to 2036. will be ratified in brno (ibid)

To summarize:

From Sachsenring and onwards (so after Brno and Assen), the distance between rows on the starting grid will be increased by 3 meters to try and minimize congestion of riders going into the 1st corner following the incident in Barcelona with Zarco

From Silverstone and onwards (so after summer break) they want to ban the use of holeshot devices at the start of races

A test of will be carried out during Brno with this new procedure and holeshots will be banned or not depending on how the test goes

writing with his hand

cutting food

opening water bottles

washing his hair

jacking off

things it has mostly not stopped him from doing: