MLM (Men Loving Motorcycles)

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

I feel like at least some jocks are just autistic people with a special interest in sports.

I actually love sports articles about players who the other players describe as “so intense about stats and he can’t really have a normal conversation and he can’t read the room and he doesn’t understand a lot of our jokes and he’s really weird about fabrics, great guy, great teammate”

This is so American I could CRY

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it