To Fall Downward And Rust

pitbull breeders really spent hundreds of years perfecting a breed of dog that everyone hates but it just looks at you like a pathetic awkward guy

this dog is about to ask if he can borrow some money

yesterday, tumblr totally deleted the account of a prominent trans girl on this website because she was posting safe for work transition timeline photos. this is supposedly "the queerest place on the internet" but i haven't seen anybody but trans girls talking about this. why does nobody else give a fuck?

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

okay you werent supposed to know that

New idea for the Irish flag

why is it always Aurora Borealis and never Aurora Australis though she's beautiful too

no no, I know what you're thinking but it's actually amazingly great, keep watching.

Oh wow did not see that coming

[Video description: a Polish-language PSA subtitled in Polish and English. A man and a woman wake up on a couch, presumably after a one-night stand. The man sits up, gets in his wheelchair and gets dressed, while the woman asks "What's your name anyway?" and "Do you want to stay for breakfast?" Suddenly another man, who seems to be the woman's husband, walks in. He is carrying a bouquet of flowers which he drops to the floor in shock when he sees the stranger. The man in the wheelchair leaves, patting the husband on the arm with a smirk. The video ends with the husband breaking down sobbing on the couch in the background while the man in the wheelchair faces the camera and says "What if I took your place?" The caption "Do not park in a disabled spot" appears. End VD]

evil rage against the machine: thank you i will do what you tell me :)

this is what libertarians hear when they listen to rage against the machine

i thought you were protecting their identity

Looking for a suitable heiress to the Braps throne

Holy SHIT.

And even if there's life throughout the universe we don't know if anything like a tree or a bivalve evolved anywhere but just here.