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Coral: The apartment hasn’t burned down without me yet?

Myrtle: Dude, if anything, it smells way better.

Coral: You just don’t appreciate me.

Myrtle: Hey, I’m happy to have some space to myself. Plus, you’re now on a fast track to Opal’s heart with your knight in shining armor attitude.

Opal: Coral...you don’t have to do that.

Coral: Hey, I’m offering. Plus, Sky and Myrtle being together all the time is a little suffocating. I’ll need somewhere to crash.

Opal: I don’t have another bed.

Coral: We’ll get a cot!

Opal: I can’t do this, Coral.

Coral: Hun, you’re stronger than you know. This is gonna’ be hard, but I’m gonna be with you. Every step of the way.

Opal: You mean it?

Coral: Okay so I’m gonna kill him.

Opal: He’s the father of my child.

Coral: I’m a cop you know, I could probably get away with it.

Opal: -giggles-

Coral: Bad time for a housewarming party?

Razzle: I’m not ready for this.

Opal: And I was?! 

Razzle: Babe, we’ve only been dating for a few months, I can’t be a father.

Opal: That must be real nice to have a choice in the matter. 

Razzle: I didn’t tell you to go crazy at the park did I? I told you it was crazy!

Opal: It takes two to tango, Razzle!

Razzle: God, I can’t believe your trapping me like this.

Opal: Get out.

Razzle: What? Babe-

Opal: Surprise!

Razzle: ...

Opal: Can someone please respond to my pregnancy with ‘Congrats!’ rather than silence?

Razzle: I came as soon as I heard. How you doing, babe?

Opal: I’ve been better.

Ivory: I was worried you would be just like your mother. But as it turns out, you’re actually worse. She at least had the common sense to not make this mistake.

Opal: This baby is not a mistake, Daddy! If anything, this baby has shown me just how much of a monster you are, and I’ll be happy for any excuse to get out of here!

Ivory: You’re just like your mother, that’s why I know that throwing you out is the only thing that works.

Opal: Daddy...please say something

Ivory: Get out of my house.

???: Ah. You just look a lot like someone I know. Well, when they’re troubled at least.

Opal: ....

???: Hope I’m not overstepping my boundaries but it’s all going to work out.

Opal: Tell that to my dad.

???: I have a daughter myself, and if I know anything, it’s that she couldn’t do anything to make me stop loving her.

???: Whoa! Sorry about that! I’m afraid I’m a bit of a klutz!

Opal: Oh! No worries.

???: ...Begging your pardon but have we met somewhere before?