hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

Teach your children to appreciate nature and love their bodies and most importantly, to keep an open mind towards things and people they don’t understand.