Fangirl's sleep

@yay-bunnies-world

bunnies often enjoy having fun in square-type playing situations

after staring at the video for an extended period of time i believe they are playing a king-of-the-hill style capture and protect game where you get points for how much of the Bunnyness Per Square you take up. You can see this most clearly in the top two squares where the lil black rabbit & medium size orange rabbit very clearly play-charge at anyone contesting their space! white boy is just kind of bouncing around from square to square without a care until he bumps into another bunny, then cowers in the corner while that square is empty, and as soon as another bunny enters jumps back out. this concludes my scientific findings on this bunny square type playing situation

So when I was like 17 I think I was at the mall and found an Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot and it was like 40 dollars and small, and I live with my grandma who basically can't eat half of all foods and I can't eat a different half of all foods so having a 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot that was perfect for one person was a amazing deal, so I bought the 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot. I still have the 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot and I plan to make stew tomorrow in my 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot

SHOW US THE 40 DOLLAR AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER CROCKPOT

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

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Tire Dragons are my favorite magical beasts.

joy is stored in the tire monster!

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

& is a great symbol because i've never met anyone who correctly draws it. abstract art ass symbol

Colt sobbing in Court's arms begging him to get Ryland back on Earth, to give him his twin back, bc he can't conceptualize that there are some things his older brother just can't fix