Local Creature Of Spite Strikes Again

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

Culturally significant forbidden candy

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

@yay-bunnies-world

bunnies often enjoy having fun in square-type playing situations

after staring at the video for an extended period of time i believe they are playing a king-of-the-hill style capture and protect game where you get points for how much of the Bunnyness Per Square you take up. You can see this most clearly in the top two squares where the lil black rabbit & medium size orange rabbit very clearly play-charge at anyone contesting their space! white boy is just kind of bouncing around from square to square without a care until he bumps into another bunny, then cowers in the corner while that square is empty, and as soon as another bunny enters jumps back out. this concludes my scientific findings on this bunny square type playing situation

yeah attaining lyctorhood means living with the eternal pain of having killed and eaten the person you loved the most but have you ever had a joint that just won’t pop? a lyctor could pop every single joint in their body at once without even thinking about it. so you know. there’s pros and cons. all im saying.

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

they fridged my wife