gritty's favorite dyke

the wonderful thing about half man is, yes, the ridonkulous yaoi size difference, but also that the little one both impregnates & fulfills the final penetration (stabbing) on the big one. that and they’re both bottoms. send post

i'm still all of this but i'm trying to be very zen about it. very calm cool and collected. hold my hand and walk with me as i say it's going to be alright. it's going to be alright!!!!!!!!!!!!

adhd and weed will both have you like fuck i had to go look up a picture of a giant manta ray

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

i think in the only other past human life shane has lived, he was an anchorite nun in medieval france, and lived on water, gruel, the holy eucharist, and scripture from age 14-38 and i think that explains a lot about his vibe. other than that he’s mostly been ants and bees and fungi.

and ilya’s are like serf, serf, whore, serf, 200 year old mighty oak cut down during industrial revolution roots still trying to take hold but all growth is choked by oil and smoke, marilyn monroe.

phineas and ferb heritage post