garlic bread enthusiast

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

ooh thank god

I don’t know why butchers aren’t chasing people around with their butcher knives in bloody aprons anymore but that isn’t a major concern in 2026. Maybe modern hairnets have a soothing effect.

this is honestly such a good idea

Signal boost.....

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today

Official silly sign

Shit man, this trojan war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hands to the sky and say “grey-eyed athena, strengthen my spear” or some similar shit, and he felled 27 men at once before being whisked away by divine mist. The narrator didn’t even mention him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is stuck with a bow and 2 arrows. I think I just heard “would to god my rage, my fury would drive me now to hack your flesh away and eat you raw” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.