tomorrow I shall burn You. dixi.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

every year i don't see any "cishets shouldn't be allowed at pride" discourse right up until someone makes a post like "there BETTER not be ANY drama about cishets at pride this year 👀👀👀" and then suddenly everyone is posting like there's a down with cishet van selling heterocisphobic ice cream at pride and beating up anyone who listens to taylor swift or ed sheeran

ban men's sports i have seen enough

ban men's sports i have seen enough

ban men's sports i have seen enough

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…