somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

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somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

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I have just found. the COOLEST website???
Lost Kitchen Scrolls
It has a huge variety of historical recipes from different regions, taken from manuscripts, transcribed and translated, and a whole section of notes about the context for the recipe. It's really fun and I AM going to try a couple of these recipes.
Look at how this lamb recipe is presented:
This is just such a fun way to learn more about historical foodways and discover traditional cuisine.
Look at all the filters you can use:
Maybe if I can forage some good blackberries this year, I can make a 300 year old recipe for blackberry wine!
Anyway. Check out Lost Kitchen Scrolls.
Sorry there hasn't been much art here lately. I've gotten really into writing, which is something I've always loved but been way, way, way too insecure about to share... However, I wanted to share something that's actually made it easier (this is not an ad or sponsored or anything).
The online writing group, writing workshop, and writing community where writers exchange critiques and feedback on their writing.
You can post your original fiction, and you will get feedback. The efficacy of the feedback varies, but it's an active community-- I've never had to wait more than 36 hours for review.
Seeing what people think about my writing as they're reading it (they leave line-by-line comments sometimes) is really inspiring, and it helps keep me going! So... if that's something you struggle with too, give it a look.
And on that note, the first two chapters of what I'm working on have been received super well over there. Very exciting! I'm not comfortable enough to link it directly yet, but... maybe soon!
teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe
real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel
shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to
"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"
Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.
And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.
Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.
i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”
me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.
finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!
There’s no what
"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.
In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.
theres no squirrels in australia???
Aussie here, I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRRELS WERE ACTUALLY REAL FOR THE FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE NO JOKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTHICAL ANIMAL LIKE UNICORNS
WHAT??

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Fire guys.
What the fuck does that even mean??
Guy who's learning about "reading things" for the first time.
This will be the new tumblr
you ever get so tired that your whole brain just goes offline but you're Technically still conscious and aware of external stimuli, it's just that you can't actually tell what all those light signals coming through your eyes are. or is that just me, perhaps.
i hate when something is in 20 minutes

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there’s something about becoming older where everything feels finite. summer isn’t endless, love isn’t eternal. you move homes, your favorite boots fall apart, your dog dies. everything feels consuming and beautiful when it is believed to be eternal. now it is all precious. everything. and there is a melancholy that comes with it.
one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.
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I saw this tweet:
and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i
How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast
wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase
the signal catcher 📡

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its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.
and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer
see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night