phrases which, if you hear them come out of your own mouth or anyone elseβs, should prompt you to pause and reevaluate your situation:
- βWe donβt have time to follow the official procedure.β
- βI can cut my own bangs.β
- βDo you think I should be wearing eye protection right now?β
- βIβll just trim up my bangs real quick before we leave.β
- βYou marked that one as βflammable,β right?
- βHow long could it possibly take to properly trim my own bangs? Five minutes?β























