I Quit Overthinking This & Started Loving the Blog

@forcearama IT GOT BETTER

*cackles* HOW AM I JUST SEEING THIS NOW??

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

It got better!

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

@brideshead

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

I hate you all

gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.

God bless this post

I spent longer than I should probably admit trying to remember what episode this was from...

Somewhere in the archives of that museum is a very terrified scientist

Harry Dresden looks the other way and whistles innocently...

Chidi vs. Jason

Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.

(Pippin meanwhile absolutely takes after his father & is the most Tookish looking)

Gandalf is the only nonhobbit in the fellowship who understands the minutiae of Took Vs Brandybuck Vs Baggins rivalry & he delights in it, everyone else baffled

Bilbo ‘looked… exactly like a second edition of his solid and comfortable father’. He’s a round Baggins imo

Frodo: But then SOMEBODY *glare* nudged him out the door.So now he’s a Took. Gandalf: *puffs innocently on his pipe*

I would like to see this thread combined with the thread about jvn being Sirius please.