This Witch Bitch

john mulaney as broadway musicals:

Ok so, the cloud of smoke over the city is from the burning of Amazon rainforest in Rondonia. Sao Paulo is 3300km (2052 miles) distant from Porto Velho. Athens is closer to London than Sao Paulo is to Porto Velho. Just to give you an idea of the damage they are doing to the forest right now, with the permission from the human trash president. Just so you guys from other countries have an idea of what's happening here in Brazil.

Look they've been burning the forest it's been 15 days now and people have died already in the fires. So the least I hope that the media will actually pay attention to Rondônia and the forest now that's affect São Paulo. The media here in Brazil is trying to take the attention away from the fires saying that what covered SP today as fog because of a cold wave, but many people already said: it's not fog, it's smoke. And if you're shocked about São Paulo sky, this is Rondônia where they are burning the forest:

me for the first 23 years of my life: *fairly unphased by hp merch*

I may have a hard time differentiating canon and headcanons sometimes but I do know for a fact that it is canon that Sirius Black was 100% ready to take on the responsibility on raising Harry moments after seeing his brother, best friend, and Harry’s father’s dead body. Had it not been for Hagrid insisting on following through with Dumbledore’s plan, Sirius would not have gone after Peter the way he did if at all.

Hogwarts Houses as: … Houses

So one of the newspaper clippings from the Fantastic Beasts movie is about James Potter’s dad and why are we not running with this already?

In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back.

In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor’s yard and never told anyone.

I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn’t work as well as I’d hope (i.e. didn’t work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that’s not the point.

Me, trying to find ways to connect my favorite song’s lyrics to whatever characters I’m currently obsessed with:

Money can buy

me: yeah the reason you don’t like Queen is probably because you don’t understand their lyrics. Their lyrics are sublime, complex masterpieces. It’s not your fault if you don’t fully grasp the meaning of their lyrics, it takes an intellectual mind to do so. actual queen lyrics:

we should probably also adress this

Found some more :)