It's ironic, I swear

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

official library post

there’s something so fucking magical about bookstores and libraries

I read this as "there's something so fuckable about bookstores and libraries" and was caught between absolute agreement and anxiety for the welfare of the books

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

Unofficial Autism Post

Do have to admit though, the moment where he put the centrifuge samples side by side instead of properly balanced made my everything clench

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible