I live in a city sorrow built

You’re not a daddy you’re an idiot

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[ID: a photograph of a seal with a blobby splotchy silver pattern on its back that resembles light refracting in water, next to a photo of light's flowing white stripes at the bottom of a pool. Second set of images is a fawn ccurled up in the grass, next to a forested trail aglow with dappled light spots. end id.]

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

@raccoonmilf I don't trust my raccoon facts from anyone but you

This fact is true

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this