Folie De Moi

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

If I had the opportunity to get my wife that I love out of Hades I would simply not turn around to check if she's there

RIP to Orpheus but I'm different

I mean RIP to Eurydice foremost

#‘killing him slowly’ how do you kill him faster

reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly

everyone, please, go. go and have sex with every one of your friends so they know you accept them completely

it's just like (i'm waiting for it that green light i want it) (she's so hard to please but she's a forest fire) (can you hear the violence?) (sorry i was never good like you) (my mother's love is choking me vs i am my mother's child) (in my head in my head i do Everything right) (all of my heroes fading now i can't stand to be alone) u know?

in these times i will not be shamed for laughing at ted cruz getting out of mandatory quarantine, immediately shaking hands with an infected person, and being forced right back into mandatory quarantine 

is there anything more bitter than letting go of friends that you thought were your ride or die? coming to terms with the fact that you’re walking down different paths and you’ll be dismembered if you don’t let go of their hand. being true to yourself and your self-worth is something we’re never warned about. no one ever tells you that you’ll spend weeks pondering where it went wrong, what you did wrong, until you come to the somber realization that your time together on this earth just might be over.