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In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

just saw a horse scurry under the fridge

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

you can actually have fun if you want

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

The margarita wants you to heal

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit