dumb bitch hours

we must protect the sanctity of divorce

IDK maybe this is a me thing but if I had planned a revenge murder on a train and then at the last minute a celebrity homicide detective was booked in the last cabin I would simply not go ahead with the murder.

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

me, with tears in my eyes: how will I ever recover. I fell for it, like some kind of The Masses

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

Sports broadcasts should have an RPF expert. Just so that we know the full implications of what's happening onscreen.