eating so much pussy im shittin' clit, son

for anyone watching the new ed gein season of monster on netflix just know that i worked on the show and had to keep charlie hunnan’s weird ass voice choices a secret for months

in high school i had an entire tumblr dedicated to the guy who played barnaby in the hello dolly movie. i was really 14 years old trying to revive the legacy of a gay man who was in two movies and died half a century earlier.

do not call yourself a fan of ensemble comedy movies unless you have seen The Ensemble Comedy Movie: rat race (2001)

i don't want a wife or a husband i want someone who legally says i am the most important person in their life and they want to be with me forever except we never have to kiss or be physical. i want a platonic life partner.

genuinely genuinely genuinely the weirdest part of being a high school teacher at 25 is still feeling like i myself am i high schooler. i feel like i should be slacking off and sneaking snapchats on my phone and ditching school. when did i become the one in charge this is insane.

rsvped for a friend's wedding today. instead of feeling happy for them i cried bc it means they're growing up and everyone is finding someone who they care about more than me. im doing great thanks