raelle crowe

If you say the A stands for Ally, I get to remove your retinas with a pair of tweezers ❤️

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

So last year I was a geology major and the theme was Fossils vs Crystals, and this year I'm a theatre major and the theme is Comedy vs Tragedy vs Mystery. Not saying that my college major is directly influencing the Artfight themes for each year but I haven't been proven wrong yet

sometimes i get weirdly anxious about the fact that thousands of years of evolution have led to my specific bloodline and it will almost certainly be ending with me. but then i remember the same is true of like every fly that dies in a drink before it gets the chance to reproduce so like. who am i to get all precious about the concept of bloodlines really. who give a shit. my ancestors arent any better than that flys ancestors.

reblog to vanish into the swamp

if i was on love island i’d lose so fast because everybody is so shallow and i’d def say the wrong thing and get hated

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

hmm... boobs...