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after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet

guess who just made another horrific typo

i hate the bone snake

Everybody UP! Up UP! The bone snake calls!

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

i consistently run into cybertrucks bc my living area is full of rich assholes and my base reaction every single time is still to say ew

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

Every day, I open Pinterest, and every day, the buttons are somewhere else...

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

Thinking about perfume again <- a dangerous thing to do

If you say the A stands for Ally, I get to remove your retinas with a pair of tweezers ❤️

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

So last year I was a geology major and the theme was Fossils vs Crystals, and this year I'm a theatre major and the theme is Comedy vs Tragedy vs Mystery. Not saying that my college major is directly influencing the Artfight themes for each year but I haven't been proven wrong yet