hellfire hellfire hellfire.

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

This reminds me of a story I read when I was little... a kid's parents baked a cake and told her that "you know, it took at least a thousand people to make this cake" they go on explaining the supply chain, agriculture and ingredient sourcing, machinery needed to process the various agricultural goods, metals used to make the machines, packaging for the processed goods, stocking stores, etc etc... the story blew my mind at the tender age of 5 or 6

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

i dont "struggle" with isolation, i'm actually soooooo super fucking good at it

average job application response they want: oh please let me work for the knife please please please let me work for the knife i love the knife the knife is my favorite thing in the whole world. did i mention i love working for the knife

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

I feel like the posting levels are not where they should be for a Dick Cheney death. Never felt more like a millennial. There was a time people would be dancing in the streets at this news

henry kissinger is dead dick cheney is dead and me i feel pretty good

i am a big believer in letting music (and other media) come to you when you're ready for it. you may only know vaguely of an acclaimed beloved artist and suspect that you'd be into them but just... not ever get around to it. and then in 15 years one of their songs just hits you the right way and what a gift to suddenly have all of their works to explore! there is no hurry; what is good is always good.