𝘼𝙉𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙊𝙎

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

we could be sharing earphones and making out, we could be listening to swag music and kissing

im chumming buckets into her bikini bottom

i chum buckets in her crusty crab

she rub her bikini bottom on my crusty crab til i chum buckets

i put my crusty crab in her crabby patty til i chum buckets

im crabbin her patty til she chums buckets

she wanna crab my patty but i chum my own buckets

she thinks shes a star like patrick but shes nothing but a square pants

shes tryna sand my squirrel but im busy crabbin patties

she thinks she can play me like a clarinet but im squilliam

she let me goo her lagoon cuz im a goofy goober

think like sandy, smoke like patrick, grind like mister crab

fuck like squidward

grinding like mr krabs in the streetz, chumming buckets like plankton in the sheetz

she think she a sandy but she nothin but a karen

be honest with me, do you think you would be better off without me?