the prodigal failson

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

this is tight

this is dope as fuck

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty.

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

im kidna anti sex, not in a prude way but in like a weird kinky way

im kinda sex averse not in an asexual way but in a ive never done it before and im scared way

husband wants to see the bathrooms movie and i know im going to hate ittttttt but i wanna see itttttttttt

im gonna go see it tomorrow. its gonna fucking rule. when he steps into the backrooms for the first time im gonna be covered in popcorn, coca-cola and cum i'll be screaming so loud

the theatre was full of stupid fuckwit dipshit fucking moron teenagers chatting loudly through the entire movie and yet none of them laughed when i yelled "BACKROOMS JOCKEY" when he first walked thru that wall. kids these days are fucking hopeless

ill yell backrooms jockey when i go see it 🫡

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

im thrusty

thirsty