the prodigal failson

I feel like Squidward is the type of gay man who sexually imprinted on an unrequited crush in his teens and has been chasing it's shadow ever since. Sexually speaking I think it would be difficult for him to be present. It's not that he has trouble being vulnerable, I think he's a vulnerable if tense lover. Like whenever he sleeps with somebody new he can only see them when measured against an ideal he won't allow himself to fully comprehend. Because if he ever looks at it head on, he knows it will never happen perfectly. Like, he has a hard time indulging in his partners fantasies, especially when it clashes with the semiconscious image in his head. So the sex is pleasant but tense and distant.

It wasn't Squilliam. It was some other person that moved schools and vanished before the advent of social media. Squilliam was the NEXT uncomfortable crush, but it formed around the unresolved feelings from the first crush, which is part of why he's feels so bitter towards Squilliam.

oooouuuggghhhh

Sorry I had to report your mom's blog but no recipe for biscuits from scratch is worth compromising my family's safety

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

im on some more bullshit again

what the fuck whjat the fuck what the fuck

who want 2 b emo and kiss a little

with you're help were gonna turn plambus into a household name

NO UCEN WY THE WORING WEE REY STARTED TODAY AND MINUTE PAST I WISH THEY WAS THE LAST ANY WAY WE HAVE TO EXCEPT AND SAY HAPPY WORKING WEEK EVERY BODY AND WE HAVE TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK