love enough to ruin a city

obsessed with emily’s choice to have her character fully stand by the fact that no no no, she’s not a vampire she’s just half human half bat

always proud to be a member of latinas4langdonmel

we fucked up

"mages have made their suffering known but templars never have" is supposed to sound deep but it really is so stupid when you think about it for more than 5 seconds.

"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

and now, the weather

wizard school is a fun and versatile subject to write into a story and i need more of it until people stop going "oh like hogwarts" whenever the concept comes up

You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it

@argumate

you verb noun?

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel