im at the pond giving 0-4 gold pieces to the mudcrabs

Waves over the waiter waiter I'm sorry I think someone put politics in my toys

"We don't serve toys here, that's art you ordered."

Oh dear. Can I still play with it?

If you like, but doing so may make you feel something you aren't used to

Oughhh in so full of themes and ideas auuu

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

hello my name is indie horror story author and basically my job is to lure you in with a really creative idea and hook that gets you super excited and then right when things start to get good im gonna throw the atmosphere and my writing style out the window and start introducing liiikeee cults and government organizations and all the characters are gonna turn into like one-liner blurting action heroes who get into likeeee gunfights and car chases and stufffff and then its gonna like keep escalating until you feel like youre reading a marvel movie script plz buy my novel i started out on nosleep

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

I have never understood the purpose of being "Agnostic". Like whats your problem? Just be an Atheist? Coward???

atheism and agnosticism really arent the same lol why would someone be an atheist if they arent one

Agnosticism is Atheism for babies

Except, critically, at bedtime.

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

forgot to start building rome today. oh well

probably it will never happen anyway

it's funny to me that consistently the most polite comment rebloggergirl in the world will fully comprehend your post and append an example or supplementary work directly relevant which adds to the conversation endcapped and tagged with multiple variants of "i'm sorry to add this and i hope it's relevant but i completely understand if you'd like me to remove it or if it derails this post in any way and i hope you have a good day and i apologize" and her reblog will be two notes below scrumbo-the-wumbulous-gerblin, who has added five paragraphs to your post written in buckle up chucklefuck tumblr cadence about how race science is actually real