A Walk Across the Channel

your world is dying. your husband presumably dies in space so now you're a widow and your world is still dying. then 50-ish years later your husband everyone assumed was dead pulls up in a random spaceship full of a highly volatile atmosphere with the solution to your impending apocalypse and none of the original crew from his mission and instead with a wet, blobby alien that he pack bonded with and almost died for and is now emotionally codependent on that now wont stop complaining about the temperature of the water in its enclosure. your name is adrian and you dont know how you got here

#and you don't know how you got the name adrian either - (vía @ladytharen)

@cursedchildofchaos @schrodingers-blursed-kitty @frogressive-rock

Is the alien made in the image of God?

The Liberal way!

LMAO 🤣 🤣

If someone pushes you away, then you re-approach to stab them. That is not self defense.

@bar-king-po-ny-too I’m gonna make popcorn and drop a Cuba butter on it and watch what happens.

Kenya share some popcorn?

I ordered 2lbs but the man weighing it, I’m pretty sure Egypt me out of some

I'm about to put some bacon in Japan and fry it. Want some?

Israel bacon or that weird turkey stuff?

Only real bacon in my Panama.

Ok, I’ll bring some whisky and we can Taiwan on after breakfast

Oman!!! I can not Belize you guys are still punning this stately thread.

I can add a whole new layer.