Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

No such thing as an American muslim

The ultimate irony in healing from decades of trauma related to sexual and physical abuse through relationships and learning to accept myself and love myself is that I am currently a very good person to be in a relationship with. Unfortunately, I want nothing to do with relationships or sex with someone.

Let's get married for tax purposes

The ultimate irony in healing from decades of trauma related to sexual and physical abuse through relationships and learning to accept myself and love myself is that I am currently a very good person to be in a relationship with. Unfortunately, I want nothing to do with relationships or sex with someone.

Let's get married for tax purposes

Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

@jedi-kat-18

@quietbluejay

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search