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Tip: you can meow in a group chat to make everybody else meow

[Image ID: Tweet from Honkey Kong Country Returns (@/ ThePaleApe) on Apr 17, 2022 reading: at the end of young sheldon they should kill him off and reveal that the guy from the big bang theory was a serial killer who stole the identity of a dead kid /End ID]

im envisioning a beautiful world where avery and derek make it out alive and avery just keeps calling derek d3rlord forever. and derek replies with, in completely serious tone, "Mr TheMayo"

3. do anything you can to help others cheat, especially the young people targeted by these rules.

Invasive species versus a second, stronger invasive species

Australia did this at one point, intentionally releasing cats into the bush in an attempt to control the invasive rabbit population. Now we have invasive feral cats as well as invasive rabbits👌

A third, even stronger invasive species will surely do the trick

The invasive foxes aren't doing the trick

Wasn’t there a similar thing with the cane toads?

Don't get us started on the cane toads

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What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

oh gurl, you don't know the half of it. I remember 90s tabloid with headline my new neighbour is from Chernobyl and her baby has a tail! It was a poorly assembled collage of a baby's body with an ape's face and a lemur's tail all xeroxed into -100 contrast, people put effort of cutting clippings (granted with a rusty pair of scissors) but it counts

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

need someone to match my freak and my unbearable romanticism