Kishona’s Cool Club

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain