Icon drawn by @ribbonzregretz | Don't DM me unless I know who you are | Welcome to my random shit posting blog where I may be cringe but I am FREE! I post about anything and everything I like. I am 18+ and while I don't actively post NSFW content I do occasionally reblog stuff of the sort. Don't use the queue system but I will schedule posts(Note I will sometimes go through my likes and reblog stuff I have yet to reblog)
Hi I'm some random person on the internet who has been given free rein over multiple Tumblr Blogs. This is my Shitposting slash main one. I will brainrot and info dump onto all of my lovely followers anything and everything I'm currently fixated on, so beware.
I go by Bowser, but close friends are allowed to call me Coco if they so choose. Pronouns are Any/All with a preference to He/Him (There's also the sillies of Hee/Ho) and I'm a Bigender Biromantic Asexual. Also AuDHD but the doctors are cowards to diagnose it, aka I'm an all-around weirdo who will brainrot over anything basically. Sometimes I reblog system shit, this is because I am the token singlet among my system friends in which I know way too many.
Important to note as well, while I style my online identity after Bowser Koopa from Mario I am no way actually him. I wish I was but alas, I am but a scrawy college student going into animation and not a badass turtle dragon thing </3
Fandoms you will see my talk/reblog about frequently (+ favorite instalments and characters) under the cut:
POKEMON!!!! Literally been in the fandom since first grade. Favorite Game is Pokemon Moon and Favorite character is Hau.
Mario. Favorite Game is Super Mario RPG (Bowser's Inside Story takes a VERY CLOSE second, basically a tie) while Favorite Character is obviously Bowser.
Persona. 5 Strikers is the favorite Game with Ryuji as the Favorite Character (Zenkichi is in second place with Lufel from P5X in third)
Live a Live. Favorite Chapter is Wild West with Sundown as my Favorite character but I generally enjoy the whole game.
Guilty Gear. I've only ever played Strive but have a decent amount of knowledge of other games. Favorite Character is a fourway tie between Leo Whitefang, Slayer, Sin Kiske, and Robo-Ky
Fire Emblem. I'm particularly fond of Path of Radiance and Fates. Boyd and Odin are my BOYS! I also have a soft spot for Hinata and Kaden. I like Fates alot if you couldn't tell. (Side note this is an FE Shadows safe space Kurt my beloved)
Psychonauts. RAZPUTIN AQUATO MY SILLY OF ALL TIME EVERYTHING IS SO MEAN TO HIM AT THE BEGINNING OF 2!!!
Okami. God what a good fucking Game. Go play Okami btw. Susano my silly <3
Epithet Erased. Prision of Plastic is my favorite so far but Ramsey is my favorite Character.
Ace Attorney. Favorite game is Investigations with Favorite character tied between Gumshoe and Shi-Long Lang
One Piece. Smoker is probably my favorite character (Koby and Sanji WERE fighting for first and Smoker just, waddled past the fight to claim his spot) Favorite Arc has to go to Wano. (Though Whole Cake, Arlong Park, Dressarosa, and Alabasta in no particular order come close so I'm giving them a shout-out)
Sonic the Hedgehog. Can't choose a favorite game cause like I'm not that big of a fan of the gameplay, here for the characters and story. Favorite Character is either Sonic or Knuckles.
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. Fav is tied between Johnathan, Joseph, and Diego. Steel Ball Run sweeps as my favorite part however, I am weak to cowboys
Ni no Kuni. Only played Wrath of the White Witch so far but it's PEAK! Surprising no one I am obsessed with Swaine
Dispatch. Yes my favorite character is Sonar the moisrcr1tikal bat is FUNNY SUE ME!
Hi-Fi Rush! Chai is my favorite character he's so a boyfailure of a protagonist <3
Precure. Smile Precure is my favorite Season but Asahina Mirai/Cure Miracle is my favorite character
Wandersong. Favorite Character is the Bard!
Deltarune. Chapter 4 my beloved also Susie <3333333. I cannot say enough how much I love Susie
Nevermore Webcomic. My favorite character is by far Montressor, he's an absolutely FANTASTIC villian character and I ADORE him
BONUS EVEN IF I DON'T REBLOG THAT OFTEN OF IT THIS IS A MCYT FAN SAFE SPACE!!! DON'T HARRASS FANS OF IT BECAUSE OF SHITTY CONTENT CREATORS!!! (Special shout out to Hermitcraft Fans aka my entry point into fandom culture, y'all are amazing <3)
Oc posting might also happen on occasions
Other Blogs I run:
@bowsers-gallery This is my art blog which also holds the link to my AO3
@stoutlandtrainer, @tinkapoppy, @unovan-gays, @wildcardpirate , @queen-prez, @pkmnyokai, @moonlightmagicalgirl, @hoppingwooloo, @pelipper-mail-official, @triggerimpulse, and @dark-fuck-squad are all pokemon irl blogs I run! (Plus anything that follows from @aether-foundation-pr)
I also have @leo-whitefang-official which is run from a different account because my main dashboard is a mess. He's disconnected from my Pokemon IRL shenanigans
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watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
Genuinely haven't loved a woman as much as I love her. She is so mentally and physically strong. I love how much she cares for her people. It is actually evil that there isn't more fan-art of her. She is one of THE women of all time.
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Apparently I started this flipnote 10 years ago. Which is crazy to think about. I decided to dust off my old friend (my red dsiXL) and try again from the ground up on this one.
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phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps
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The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
I think the best tumblr interaction I've ever had was when i replied to some post and referred to bigots with cute cartoon icons as "picrew racists" and this other person materialized out of NOWHERE to call me ableist and queerphobic because most people who use picrew are neurodivergent and nonbinary people. I was like, "i don't think that's true and also I am neurodivergent nonbinary people, what the fuck are you talking about", and they said VER BATIM "classic DARVO tactic" and were like why don't you just call me a slur or threaten me with violence since you're such an abuser or whatever, and I was like "I WAS JUST SAYING ITS FUNNY WHEN A BAD PERSON HAS A CUTE CARTOON ICON" and they immediately DM'd me their ENTIRE LEGAL STREET ADDRESS so I could doxx them or hurt them or something since I "clearly wanted to." Like that fast, like 2-3 replies. Pure unadulterated tumblr condensed into such a succinct exchange. 🤌 can't get that anywhere else baby.
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