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inside joke with myself that nobody else finds funny

"when i grow up" except my passion is considered to be so low to people that they use AI for it.

Anglos will say shit like "uhm you could just not learn a second language 🤷‍♀️" and think they're refuting the existence of their linguistic imperialism instead of proving how insanely sheltered they are compared to everyone else in the world.

All public universities in my country admit and reject people based on their score on a national standardized test, which features an English module that's worth 1/5 of your final score. This makes not having at least a basic level of English proficiency a major barrier for accessing higher education but yeah, I could have "just... not learned your language" I guess, yeah.

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

AI shit does piss me off bc you don’t have to do any of that shit. If you don’t like drawing then you don’t have to be an artist. If you don’t like writing you don’t have to be a writer. If you don’t like making music you don’t have to be a musician. My fucking gog find something you like and do that instead of poorly masquerading as some type of creative when you to do the bare minimum requirements to even be defined as one.

when women point out that “sex work” is rape and the enlightened leftists sigh condescendingly and tell us that all work is coerced and nobody likes their job, and you realize they think that at the very least they believe there is a subset of women on these earth (if not all of us) whose duty is to endure sexual violation for the gratification of men. lol.

years ago i saw a woman on radblr respond to this take by saying "imagine the worst customer you met in retail or fast food. now imagine they get to fuck you in the ass. you see how that is worse?" and to this day its the most concise way to get the point across to these smug bastards

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

something stupid this way sucks

james ortiz looks like a muppet made a wish to be a real boy