God's Littlest Cow

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

Okay but who's the one human actor playing?

Can I just say I really appreciate that our collective commitment to the Muppets is so strong that at 120-something votes, not one person has chosen other/vanilla extract?

The one time that the strong female lead was literally a sexy lamp and it made the narrative

@natagunn

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

Reality check: is that media character really a "failgirl", or is she just thirty?

Like, I don't disagree that fandom spaces need to get a whole lot more cool about women who suck, but I feel like women-who-suck advocacy in fandom spaces is often operating under a notion of what "failure" looks like that contains some conspicuously gendered double standards.