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captain-price-returns

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

eggwishing

I like dragon susie

eggwishing

What are dragons without knights

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slightly-sigilant

I have a new standard for the level of haterdom to aspire to, and it's Reddit User KismaiAesthetics, who hates doing laundry so much that he got really good at it, so that he can (I quote) do it right the first time, every time, and get back to watching cat videos on the Internet.

and by "really good at it," I mean that he does a bunch of reading on the chemistry of laundry, subscribes to academic journals about laundry, and buys a bunch of different laundry products (including from outside the US) to scrutinize their ingredients and test them for himself. he writes a bunch of incredibly detailed longposts about his findings on /r/laundry and his website, which is also about laundry. he even got interviewed about his laundryposts, in which he revealed he's writing a book about laundry. this man is like ahab and the white whale, if ahab had a reddit account and moby dick was a pile of clothes with cheeseburger stains on them

slightly-sigilant

anyway the reason I encountered this guy was because recently, the household washer has been leaving these gross little oily brown flakes on anything washed in it. this is kind of a big problem for me, given that I not only have (literal, diagnosed, medicated) OCD which includes a contagion phobia, I also sew a bunch of stuff with the intent of gifting or selling it, and sometimes that involves prewashing fabric. only, you know, washing is supposed to make things cleaner, not dirtier.

and my research brought me to (gross photos warning!) Kismai's post on the very topic. apparently this stuff is called "scrud," and it's basically a residue that forms over time inside the nooks and crannies of a washing machine - leftover detergent reacting with mineral traces in tapwater to form a buildup that also traps dyes, grease, and other dirt, which bacteria then feeds on, because it wasn't already gross enough. it forms faster if you have hard water, use too much detergent (which most people do), use fabric softener, wash only on cold and the list goes on and on - point is, scrud is the reason that you have to actually clean your washing machine, or be super fastidious about how you do laundry.

(I'll take "things I wish school/my parents actually taught me" for 800)

so now I am engaged in a lengthy battle against scrud, armed with a tub of oxiclean and a sack of citric acid crystals. (we're renters, so disassembling the machine is out of the question.) pour in a scoop of oxiclean, run a machine clean cycle, pour in a scoop of citric acid, run another machine clean cycle, all while wiping piles and piles of scrud out of the drum at the end of each cycle. I'm on the eighth cycle now. there's still so much scrud. the reddit record for "how many cleaning cycles were needed to get a machine entirely free of scrud" is 22 cycles. help

slightly-sigilant

hey so like

it turns out that laundry sucks significantly less when your clothes and sheets and etc actually come out of the machine looking, feeling, and smelling clean, rather than looking, feeling, and smelling like despair dipped in slime

ohandcounting

Toby Fox Post-Chapter 5 Bluesky Post

Poast

deepfrieddeltarunememes

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gatesofminrathous

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

kind of harmonically beautiful

lyouve

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

viralfrog

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viralfrog

gaymerkittycat

tpwrtrmnky

"Your body knows whether it has this organ or not" okay so

what is the function of hormones in the body

what does the body "think" if you introduce the hormone that's produced by a specific organ in amounts that would indicate that you have the organ

tpwrtrmnky

See, I believe that the body's signalling mechanisms actually do something, rather than being fun little molecules that are unimportant in comparison to your cells' ability to read your spiritual alignment or whatever.

tpwrtrmnky

Like to be quite honest I don't think my body is smart enough to understand that there's no uterus in here while I'm actively flooding my bloodstream with the "you have a uterus" signalling molecules.

Asserting that it somehow "knows" without providing a mechanism for how that information is communicated, simply because there ought to be a way that it does, is what's known as "magical thinking."

quextionmarks

i love scrolling past x reader fics

quextionmarks

he is NOT doing that to me

#well I love blocking people who blaze that shit on my dash

27thfirefly

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

oncracknugget

oh kris if only it was real. 😔

SPRITE!

Base on this.

#deltarune #krusie

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glitchgirl0812

I would project my period cramps onto flowery but he would probably say some shit like “I would gladly take this burden for a princess in need” or something and that takes the fun out of it

sillysquid11

got it, acting as antenna to project the cramps of my transmasc friends to him for extra pain

whereintheworldisauniqueusername

Even that wouldn't even work because if he learned that he was having a transmasc's period cramps projected onto him, he'd say some shit like "I'd never leave a fellow prince in such horrible pain" while the voice clip "My King!" plays, & at that point I'd rather just deal with the cramps myself

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traumacatholic

Thinking about Fray Bigotón (brother moustache), mascot of the Franciscan Monastery of Cochabamba in Bolivia who was adopted after being found as a stray

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