I Don't Know,Man

OwO ? iz dat a widdle bolgy-wolgy? fur ME? hehe~ let's have a widdle lookie here, hm~? *pries open the lithium ion battery and

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[trying not to vaguepost] sometimes a post on my dashboard says something i dont agree with

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck