drifter, shape-shifter

one day you will not just be staying afloat. one day you will be thriving because of what you’ve already gotten through.

the alola games really were cooking with type null/silvally. yeah here's a chimera made by in-universe peta in the image of our absent god capable of emulating its powers with the use of the correct computer rom disk. we made it to fight interdimensional space aliens. its name is Friend Dog

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.

I did some napkin math on the kilowatts it takes to run a human when you convert over from calories and 2000 calories a day is 2.326 kWh, or roughly a Jackery HomePower 3000 a day, and when you look at the stored energy in a typical person, i.e. stored as fat, I at least was kind of horrified and wondered why people aren't near constantly on fire, and then remembered that we're technically combustion engine, so we kind of are, begrudgingly, just not in a way that harms us.

Its gotta be Bin Laden- WHAT

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

phineas and ferb heritage post

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.