an exhausted creative

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me

@unpretty complimentary psychic damage

oh thank goodness, i was hoping this would make the rounds again

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

*opens the jar*

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

I don’t open the jar.

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

I love this thank you