Existing is hard

ha. i knew cheese on a burger frog would win you bitches over

you were using him

i hate you

controversial opinion but bringing characters back from the dead is fine and doesn’t cheapen the existence of death and mortality if there are sufficient emotional and narrative consequences. i’m talking guilt, i’m talking lingering resentment and grief, i’m talking rejection from those who’ve already begun to move on, i’m talking complicated feelings about being returned to a life you departed from without grace or preparation without your consent and now have to deal with the fallout of, i’m talking repressed feelings that cannot be acknowledged without hurting everyone involved, because you can bring back what was lost but what happened cannot be undone. and that’s why i could fight marvel studios and win.

my fear of abandonment? well that comes from my experience of being abandoned

IM SO ANGRY

THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE

let’s bring her back

I’m sorry whomst the fuck is the Keeper of Star Pictures??? Who precisely has declared we aren’t allowed to see a toad in the stars??? I see her. You see her. There she is. Fuck this, the Star Toad is real.

I’m an astrophysicist and confirm star toad

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.

Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.

how could you do this to him

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story