Come At Me Scrublord I'm Ripped

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

peggle 1 or peggle 2?

peggle 1... peggle 2... who's to say... it was just 'life' back there... to me... to my fellow orbs.......

society if “nonsexual nudity” extended to trans women

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling