any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

You crush Miette like the grape?

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

The Cask of Miettellado

i think there needs to be more vaguely problematic and extremely funny threesomes in media

I get the impulse to project parent/child type relationships onto characters but sometimes the dynamic you're thinking of is Mentorship

Sometimes he would not fucking be their dad. Sometimes he's their weird teacher

Sometimes she's not their mom but actually fully just a woman their own age

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

i am surrounded by many smart women on a dying microblogging website so you better watch how you speak to me buddy

Despite it's flaws I still love Tumblr. Pussy cunt cock and balls tits bitch fuck shit faggot dyke cunt cunt cunt. What other website could you post this on

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot