She pretended things were not so...

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

i just wish it was easier. like. in general

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

'90s Trek had the ideal budget for a Star Trek show. TOS had no money and had to make do with an ice cream cone glued to a dog. Disco has too much money and you can tell they don't have to control themselves at all. the happy medium is a show that overspent on sticking tubes to a guy last week so this week there's something creepy and mostly invisible happening in the same room we always go to

yes! gotta have constraints!

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

i can't fucking take this any more, i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] [gets out my top hat and cane] give 'em the ole razzle dazzle

Every so often this gets another wave of notes, and I will mention “Ah, my snost is getting snotes.”

in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise