DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

Watching the defunctland handwich video and losing my fucking mind watching them spoon warm tuna salad into a cone

I sigh and get off my computer and grumble on down to the local wizard tower with my ceremonial knife again

By Dorian Legret © : INSTAGRAM & FACEBOOK - SHOP + OTHERS

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

love when people say “separate the art from the artist” about youtubers. what is their art? ruining LA?

“yeah this creator who’s content is essentially selling his personality may have collaborated with white supremacists but i just really appreciate the way he sells 60 dollar hoodies to middle schoolers”

No like im actually so sick of these stupid ass capybaras lol

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

...Oh

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”