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Someone: “So tell me about yourself!”

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A friend(Ann)of my gran was visiting and she told this story. Her next door neighbour’s dog has a habit of taking himself on walks and bringing home mice and she would call Ann to get rid of it because she was terrified of them. So it’s Christmas Day and her phone rings. It’s the neighbour! Ann tells her she will have to deal with the mouse herself today and the neighbour replies “no help its bigger than that” So being the good person she is Ann takes herself off to deal with it. When Ann goes into the kitchen her neighbour is standing on a chair terrified so Ann tries to calm her down and starts talking about the turkey that is stuffed for the Christmas dinner. The neighbour replies “I haven’t stuffed the turkey yet! thats not my turkey”

When someone says you're to cute to be scary